let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster.
The long goddamn awaited PRIMER on Panic! At The Disco. Yes, fucking awesome! Well done, Sara.

If you would like to know more about them, click the cut tag. Or if you just want to look at some pretty boys. Or if you want some music. Or if you're a slasher. Or if you have eyes.



So, who are we working with here?


From left:
Ryan Ross, lyricist, guitarist, backing vocals. 19 (20 on August 30th!).
Brendon Urie, lead singer. 19.
Jon Walker, bassist. 20.
Spencer Smith, drummer. 18. (geez. :-/)

A few more:


What? Oh no, they're just pretty.


Note Sidekicks in pockets and Brendon's lavender hoodie, which he wears alllll the time.


Ryan and Brendon vote yes on gay.


With Roger from Lucent Dossier, the vaudeville troupe that toured with them for this last headlining tour. Brendon's a freak, Jon's gangsta, Spencer is not remotely threatening at all, but I feel like he might say something really mean to me if I call him on that, and Ryan's so, so very Ryan.


And in fact, this could also be a Ryan/Brendon picture, but you could say that about most group pictures. Their hips! The almost forehead-touching! Is it physically possible that Brendon's hand is not on Ryan's ass? I mean from the perspective of human anatomy. This is the picture that made us all go wait, when did they start dating? Also: ROSEVEST?

Panic! At The Disco formed somewhere around April of 2004. Ryan, Spencer, and Brent (I'll get to him later) were in a band called The Summer League with this kid Trevor; at some point The Summer League dissolved, although not before playing a gig at Brendon's church. Aww.

Ryan, Spencer, and Brent grew up together, and when Brent transferred schools their junior year he met Brendon, who he brought around to meet the guys at...some point. First mention of him is in Ryan's LJ, early April 2004 [brenden (sic) is a great guitar player and an even better beatbox-er. why didn't you tell me this sooner brent. ]; he originally came on to play guitar and do backing vocals, as Ryan had been the lead singer of The Summer League. Information differs on exactly when they decided to have Brendon sing, but it was before they put out their first demo (between May and July, I think?). Ryan has said that the moment he knew the band was going to go somewhere was when they decided to have Brendon sing. Oh, sigh.

They put out demos of three songs between then and November (Time To Dance, Relax Relapse [later Camisado], Nails For Breakfast And Tacks For Snacks), posting them to PureVolume, and in November 2004 Ryan posted a link to their PureVolume in Pete Wentz's Livejournal. He IMed Ryan soon after and came down to Vegas to see them practice, after which he told them he wanted to sign them.

By March, they were officially signed to Pete's imprint DecayDance. They'd been a band for less than a year.

Ryan managed a semester of college (at UNLV) before dropping out to focus on the band. Spencer and Brent finished high school by correspondence in January of 2005, while Brendon stuck it out, graduating in May 2005 and leaving for Maryland three days later to record A Fever You Can't Sweat Out. They had about half the songs written at that point, the rest were written in studio. (It's not entirely clear who all does what in terms of writing the music; the implication is that it's mostly Brendon and Ryan handling the music. Brent didn't write or, apparently, even record any of his parts on the album. Spencer presumably has some input, as his name appears in the "All songs written by" part of the liner notes along with Brendon and Ryan.)



Let's start with individual bios before we get into stuff like how gay they are for each other. (Because, oh man. So gay for each other.)



This is Ryan Ross:




Ryan Ross: really wears sunglasses like that.


Ryan is wearing a Pussycat Dolls hoodie. It says "doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" around the hood. Pete Wentz has a similar hoodie. Further commentary would be extraneous.




He is every hot dykey girl you've ever wanted. You have never met a fandom where genderswap is an easier sell.


He's also every hot bitchy dykey girl who wouldn't talk to you.


He's also Oliver Twist.






Ohmygod, could this pretending-to-be-straight thing BE more exhausting??

He does his own makeup!












In his youth, Ryan had a (now deleted) LJ where he posted about his life. He also posted pictures of himself, and these posts would always get two or three pages of comments. This is because Ryan Ross was a hot piece of emo jailbait ass:









He also used to post pictures to a community called tightpants. At least a few of these pictures are from there. Some of them probably aren't. (Yes, Ryan was probably seventeen or eighteen here.)













Yeah.

Part of the fun of Ryan Ross is that he is frequently referred to as "cripplingly shy" (this is used as an excuse for a variety of things, most notably why he doesn't do the lead vocals in the band), yet literally two or three years ago he was posting these pictures of himself publically on the internet. I generally choose to interpret this information by writing Ryan as quiet, shy, and a total needy slut.

So yes, possibly he is my favorite. Judging by the fact that I just posted six hundred pictures of him.

Camisado and Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks were written about his father. They had a pretty bad relationship growing up, as his dad was an alcoholic and Ryan wasn't treated very well, the poor kid. As such, Ryan doesn't drink, at all, ever. This is important. His father passed away recently of alcohol-related causes, and they missed a few dates on the tour because of this.

If Ryan Ross is emo, it's for good reason. (I swear the rest of this fandom will have much less angst.)


This is Brendon Urie:


Christ, he is cute.


And dirty!


So very, very dirty.


Hey, Brendon, man - the lavender hoodie wasn't quiiiiite gay enough. Could you - really, you could? Pink? Okay, thanks!


His shirt says "I died on the Oregon Trail."


♥


Brendon grew up the youngest of five in a Mormon family; it's safe to say he's lapsed, as he now engages in the caffeine and liquor and women and other non-Mormony things. He was a hyperactive kid, and is sort of a tool, but in a really lovable way.



This is Spencer Smith:


He is the drummer.


Those are his hips.


He hearts you. At least to your face.


Spencer and Zack the bodyguard.


Gah.


!!!


Spencer and a fish?


Spencer is sort of a bitch. He handles most of the business matters in the group, and was always the serious one growing up with Ryan and Brent. He's the one most likely to tell the truth in the band, especially if the truth hurts. Like Ryan, he doesn't drink.


This is Jon Walker:


He is so fucking hot.







Jon Walker's first performance with the band was in May of this year, after former bassist Brent Wilson failed to show up for a gig. To make an angsty story short, Brent wasn't as committed to the band as the rest of them were, and so they kicked him out; he said it was about money, they said it was because he wasn't going in the same direction they were, and also that he hadn't recorded any of the bass parts on Fever, and things were tense and he kept disappearing etc etc. Things still aren't quite resolved with that one.

In a recent interview, they were asked what the difference between Jon and Brent is. Spencer said "musical talent." Ahahahahahaha.

Before joining P!ATD, Jon worked as a guitar tech for The Academy Is... (Fueled By Ramen labelmates who toured with Panic! in December 2005-March 2006). He grew up in the Chicago scene (and was a member of 504Plan, a band with Tom Conrad and Nick Scimeca; at some point, they toured with Fall Out Boy, possibly when Jon was still in high school) and thus has all the Wentzy connections that implies. He used to do the videos for TAI... TV, and is also a pretty good photographer, with his photographs currently comprising the Photos section at Panicatthedisco.com.

He has a cat named Dylan. He's also very, very awesome. Team Jon Walker!



And now, PAIRINGS!



Ryan/Brendon:


Wow, Brendon. Wow. Leaving aside that they're all dressed like Easter eggs, can we just- I mean. Someone aims a camera at them and Brendon's first instinct is to grab Ryan around the waist and grin like this is Senior Prom at the High School of Gay. I mean...what? Are you gonna give him your class ring now? Pledge to be together forever, or at least until college starts? I'd say they're gonna have sex in a nice hotel after, but yeah, like Ryan waited 'til prom night to give it up. Come on, it's Ryan.


I swear, Brendon's dick is like magnetically attracted to Ryan's ass. Ryan's so used to this. Spencer is selling me Sprite. Jon is attempting ballet. Everything is gay and I don't know what to do.


Although really, every day is the Gay Prom when you're Ryan and Brendon. I mean...really.


Ryan/Brendon/Red Bull = OT3. Please also note Jon Walker's glasses.


?!






God, look at their hips. Their tiny, tiny, leaning into each other hips.


Hahaha WOW, YOU GUYS. (I mean, how, how can you look at this and not want to be in a fandom where pictures like this just happen? You're like lalala music, maybe some slash, and then BAM, this picture just EXISTS. Whoa. Whoa.)



Ryan and Brendon touch each other onstage:

















A lot.

This is the pairing that everybody writes. It used to be that way because they're the pretty ones in the front of the pictures, but then Ryan and Brendon actually started being really in love whenever a camera was pointed at them, and we all sort of blinked like, wait, rly? Like...RLY? Okay, if you insist.

Brendon/Jon:


Brendon. Brendon, Brendon, Brendon. I don't think we really understood Brendon Urie until these pictures came around. But of course, of course he's the type of boy who wears red glasses and lavender hoodies. This is also the first documented instance of Brendon's one man campaign to make everyone love Jon Walker just like he does.


And he does love Jon Walker. Oh yes.


One hand in Jon's hair, the other fisted in his shirt, Brendon burying his face in Jon's neck, the fact that this is taking place randomly after a show in front of a crowd of girls...wow.


!!!!


Brendon is a huge dork. However, there is nothing happening in this picture re: Jon Walker that I don't adore.






Actually, um, they just both look really hot here. Brendon's mouth! ;ljsdghalsdkg.


OMG you guys, how exciting is the gay???

Dude, Brendon is so Jon's number one fan. Look at them! They heart each other! It's adorable! Push them over and watch them tumble like puppies!


Ryan/Spencer:



Ryan and Spencer are BFF. They've known each other since they were five, they grew up on the same street in Las Vegas. When Spencer was twelve and Ryan was thirteen, they got a drum set and a guitar for Christmas, respectively, and started out playing Blink 182 covers. They're circumspect in their BFF love, but it's pretty much undeniable. And pretty. It is very, very pretty.

Spencer's first concert (and Ryan's, presumably) was when they went and saw the Backstreet Boys together when they were like nine and ten. They knew all the moves from the Backstreet's Back video. Yep.

Jon/Spencer:






Haha wow, Spencer.

Brendon and Ryan have paired off, Spencer and Jon spend a lot of time with each other ignoring Brendon and Ryan fucking all the time - hey, why not? (But then I'm always like, well why not GSF? This is why I keep writing GSF. :/)

Jon/Ryan:





According to William Beckett "Ryan Rossy" stole Jon away from them. They have their stage moments, and sometimes Ryan gets down on his knees for Jon. And then sometimes down on his BACK. I don't know, with Ryan Ross involved there's really no pairing you have to work too hard for.

GSF:


Sleepy babies!


Let's just take for granted that every GSF already has a starting point of Ryan/Brendon, okay? I think it'll just be easier. Look at Jon and Spencer. They're so unconcerned. They see this all the time. Look at them. The ending to this picture is "andthentheyhadsex." They're practically naked and entwined already.

Bonus crossover pairing: Pete/Ryan!


Ryan Ross randomly at a FOB meet and greet. By randomly I mean "because Pete fucked him the night before."


Pete "adjusts Ryan's tie." No, I don't know. Look at their hips!!


There's really something about Pete's presence that makes Ryan look even more, like. I don't know. Like he's EIGHT. The outfit doesn't help.

This one's sort of a gimme- Panic! was the first band to be signed to Pete's label Decaydance, and he was pimping them out from then on. Ryan originally posted a link to their PureVolume on Pete's LJ and Pete contacted him from there (over IM, and he basically told Ryan he liked their songs and then he asked if they were hot and if Ryan could send pix. not kidding!), and a few months later they were officially signed.

Ryan was also a major Fall Out Boy fangirl in his early years. There was a giddy post in his LJ about talking to Pete after a show when they were still promoting Take This To Your Grave, in which Pete remembered his name from previously meeting him, and asked how The Summer League was going. The Panic! boys spent several weekends visiting LA when Fall Out Boy was recording From Under The Cork Tree and staying in studio housing where apparently they would all sit in the hot tub in their underwear. They called this "man stew." I'm not making this up.

ARTICLES TO READ:
Kerrang: 1 | 2 | 3. Good background on the boys. Brendon almost quit the band to go to hairdressing school! Ryan doesn't like to see people he cares about drink (i.e. Brendon). Spencer's bitchy.

VIDEOS FOR YOU TO WATCH:
MTV Moonman helps interview Panic! Brendon says "shut the fuck up!"
Brendon and Spencer on TRL. They talk about Brent. Actually, Spencer does. This is when we all realized that he was really an evil mastermind.
Ryan and Spencer on MTV Overdrive. They talk about boats? Ryan really wears those glasses. I swear to god he needs to be checked for girlparts.
Brendon and Ryan HOLD HANDS ON TELEVISION. Because they're gay.
Early Panic! interview. Questions from the Street Team. They are disgustingly adorable.
Panic! on SURS. Brendon has never stared so hard at his hands in his LIFE.
Panic! in the studio. Recording Fever! So they're all exhausted. And they look about twelve. And then Spencer dances to Gay Bar.
Brendon on Cribs in London. The best is the end where he starts giggling like he can't believe this is his life.
The Making Of But It's Better If You Do part one | part two. Brendon is so fucking adorable it seems impossible he doesn't sprain something. Ryan says three things, and two of them are telling Brendon he looks good.
Brendon sings Happy Birthday to Spencer and Ryan. And then we all flutter and die.
Panic! in Glasgow. "I'm the lead singer! I deserve respect!"
Panic! on MusiquePlus: one | two | three | four | five. From within the last month or so; to my knowledge, this is the longest interview they've done. Ryan and Brendon can't say anything without looking at each other, and there are four live performances which are fantasssstic.

Music Videos:
I Write Sins, Not Tragedies
But It's Better If You Do
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

Live performances:
Build God, Then We'll Talk. Near the end, Ryan and Spencer lock arms and drink from wine glasses. This is because they are married.
Slow Motion. Brendon. *sigh*


I'm gonna rec some fic now. Tell me if there are any blatant lies up there. Tell me if there are things I should add! And write me porn, goddammit, so I can let you into damnyouwentz, because it's only open to people who bribe me with hardcore pornography. That's the new rule. (Or well-written fic of any rating. But porn will get you in immediately AND I'll love you forever, it'll be a thing. Of LOVE.)

BIG LIST OF RECS:

panic! at the disco:
Fire On Your Tongue by Chloe. Brendon/Ryan.
I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Brightly Colored Sex Toy by jzbell. Brendon/Ryan.
Side By Side...By Side by jzbell. Brendon/Ryan/Spencer.
How Two Boys Got Some (in Different POVs): A Portrait of Spencer Smith, Annoyed by one900. Brendon/Ryan.
laid bare for all to see, but mostly just for you by Rae. Brendon/Ryan.
This is no time for bravery. by imochan. Brendon/Ryan.
Kittens! At The Disco by Julie. Ryan/Spencer.

crossovery:
Don't Need To Be Anything Other by Jessa. Brendon/Pete, Brendon/Pete/Spencer. AU.
'Cause I Don't Wanna Read The Book (I'll Watch The Movie) by Jessa. Patrick/Ryan.

or you can read my fic: (oh whatever, it's my primer)
That First Inconceivable Touch. Brendon/Ryan.
Crush (With Eyeliner). Ryan/Brendon/Spencer/Jon.
That Left A Mark. Brendon/Ryan.
and set this cruise control for crash. Ryan/Spencer.
Electricityscape, or: The Subtlety Is Always What Kills You. Patrick/Ryan.


Okay, that took me like a week! Pls to appreciate me. (Porn is the best appreciation.)

EDIT 10/16/07: Hi! Yeah wow people still come here from time to time, and I think that's cool and am glad you like this. \o/ It's definitely dated at this point, so if you see a fuck-up or a bad link or something, feel free to let me know and I'll fix it!

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	weasleynut 2006-09-12 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	Um, I'm not sure how I came across here, but I love you. I really do. Saving this to mems so I can be reminded of the gayness that is Panic! whenever I want. (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2006-09-12 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	this post fucking killed me. several times. it makes me wanna get a journal here so i can add you and worship you and read this post everytime i need a good laugh. (Reply to this)

heavy_slumber 2006-09-13 05:38 am UTC (link)

I doubt you're reading these comments by now because it has been a while since you posted this, but I thought I would comment anyway. I've sort of lurked your LJ for a while after I read Crush (With Eyeliner) because it has become a bit of my lifeline and I appear to recommend it to any person who appreciates slash, Panic! and/or my love of literary porn. So, I had seen this post a while back and decided that there probably was nothing in the post that I hadn't seen because, honestly, it's a primer...what would an obsessed fan who lacks a life, like me, not know about Panic!? Well, it turns out that while I knew the facts and agreed with everything you said, I had not heard the hilarity of your comments on pictures of them. So for that, I thank you. Now, I don't have any porn written because I just can't seem to write it, but I have written a few Panic! fics. I tend to fall at the floor near Angst's feet; however, one of the stories is actually light-hearted. I'll put the links in a few minutes... I need to find them first. But think of them as what little not even close to repayment I can give you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

heavy_slumber 2006-09-13 05:47 am UTC (link)

Because I seem to be unable to figure out how to put nice links within a comment, you will just have to deal with these: I think we have somewhat similar views of Jon when he joined. I wrote this before I had read Crush... and I realized that our Jons were relatively similar. Of course, mine is angstier and has less sex and is a bit hazier, but, you know, it's Jon: http://community.livejournal.com/slashatthedisco/465012.html Woah! I actually wrote a fluffy piece!: http://community.livejournal.com/slashatthedisco/448982.html Normally I hate crossovers, but this just worked: http://community.livejournal.com/slashatthedisco/532452.html#cutid1 (Reply to this) (Parent)

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	addictedkitten 2006-09-19 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Just the cover, as far as I know. Panic! doesn't exactly have a bunch of b-sides lying around. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	noinoinoi 2006-09-30 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	psst. HOW COULD YOU MISSI think you missed this one: If it's real, I mean, PROOF. Right? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jadziadrgnrdr 2007-01-01 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	That's not them. The one on the bottom kinda looks like Brendon though. That top boy wished with all his heart that he looked like Ryan Ross. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ennamarie 2006-10-02 12:15 am UTC (link)
	I think I sort of love you. A lot. This whole post made me giggle while at the same time wondering how they can all be so damn cute. <33 (Reply to this)

	bridget_lynn 2006-10-03 04:46 am UTC (link)
	ok wow...I just found this and I think your sorta brilliant. I was cracking up the entire time I was reading it 'cause its all so true. and as a 23 year old who has also been sucked in by the album and fandom might I say 'woot!'. lol ;) (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2006-10-30 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	lmfao lmfao lmfao I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! seriously that made my dad 1000000000000000 times MUCH better!!!! seckz???????????????? <33 addme,xX-angel-69-Xx@hotmail.co.uk xD sorry i just wanna talk about ry and bren!!! :ah: (Reply to this)

	tara_chevarie 2006-11-08 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	"Ryan and Brendon vote yes on gay" Shocker. But god they're pretty! (Reply to this)

	valentineosarus 2006-11-12 07:33 am UTC (link)
	I love all of your references to how their hips are positioned in pictures. As great philosopher Shakira says: "Hips don't lie." Ahahaha... (Reply to this)

	msilverstar 2006-11-16 08:33 am UTC (link)
	They're skinny-cute but I. cannot. perve. about. guys. less. than. five. years. older. than. my. son. Can't do it. I just worry about them getting enough sleep and eating their vegetables! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	addictedkitten 2006-11-16 09:15 am UTC (link)
	Haha! Yeah, they're all, like, children. :-\ Luckily I like that in a band! \o/ No, seriously, it is weird. The people I like keep getting younger; it's inevitable that I'll someday perv over someone born in the nineties and then possibly have a psychotic episode. (Reply to this) (Parent)

jadziadrgnrdr 2006-11-24 07:54 pm UTC (link)

I'm almost a decade older than them but it's cool. I can still perve a bit. I give myself permission. Hmmm I heard that Brendan gets bent out of shape about the gay rumors and I'm like obviously dude is in deep deep denial or just plumb insane. This primer pleased me so. Very fun! Any links to interveiws that talk about these most intriguing parts of an amazing primer? (over IM, and he basically told Ryan he liked their songs and then he asked if they were hot and if Ryan could send pix. not kidding!) There was a giddy post in his LJ about talking to Pete after a show when they were still promoting Take This To Your Grave, in which Pete remembered his name from previously meeting him, and asked how The Summer League was going. The Panic! boys spent several weekends visiting LA when Fall Out Boy was recording From Under The Cork Tree and staying in studio housing where apparently they would all sit in the hot tub in their underwear. They called this "man stew." I'm not making this up. I need to read/see that interview. Of course it does kinda have inclinations into kiddie porn but still... lol (Reply to this)

	babygotbass 2006-11-29 03:10 am UTC (link)
	A primer! Just what I needed! So good. And this! [brenden (sic) is a great guitar player and an even better beatbox-er. why didn't you tell me this sooner brent. ] And he beatboxes?!! OMG I must hear!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	addictedkitten 2006-11-29 08:14 am UTC (link)
	Haha hey! I remember you, you're El's friend. Sweet. So far as I know we've never heard Brendon beatbox, and I don't think anyone's ever written about it in fic, which is just double the tragedy if you ask me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

siren_mage 2006-12-13 08:11 am UTC (link)

So . . . I'm kinda late to the primer party, apparently but I had to tell you the story because it's late and I feel like it. ;) Somehow I ended up finding your journal (through sarahtales mayhaps? I think so . . .) and ended up reading some of your RPS without being in ANY of the fandoms. This was months ago. So THEN, a few weeks ago, I couldn't get Crush (With Eyeliner) out of my mind. Like . . . I had to read it. HAD TO because it was hot and I had a craving. So I couldn't remember where I'd seen the fic and it was driving me INSANE. Literally, I think it kept me up at night (along with trying to remember the last name of this kid I had a crush on sophomore year, but I digress) and eventually I remembered that I'd first seen you in sarahtales's journal so I found you about two weeks ago and then I found the primer and omg. OMG. I started reading before school, was LATE to school because I couldn't tear myself away and all day I couldn't wait to get home and finish and somehow a fangirl was born. Anyhoe, long story short? It is totally your fault that P!atD owns my soul. Well, okay, maybe not ALL your fault because, seriously, if they weren't so freakin' adorable I wouldn't care but my God could they BE any more awesome? Srsly? Also it is pretty much your fault that I will end up writing bandslash, something I have NEVER done (and, in fact, already have four pages of and there are definitely plans for more, whether or not these fics see the light of day is the question). So yes. Thank you. That is all. :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	addictedkitten 2006-12-13 08:18 am UTC (link)
	Haha aww, you're welcome! There's seriously never been a band more deserving of a fandom...I think I'm going to do up a volume two for this primer, just because they're gotten EVEN GAYER in the months since I posted this. And Maya! I miss her. That's not really related to PATD, but I do. Write bandslash! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

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	magnoliafires 2006-12-14 07:54 am UTC (link)
	*appreciates you SO hard* I haven't squeed like this since the giddy old days of Monaboyd, I kid you not. Oh, my poor little black heart cannot hold all of this love. Plus, you are just awesome. <33333333 (Reply to this)

amethyst__angel 2006-12-18 09:49 pm UTC (link)

Okay, so, um I wish I'd found this post a while ago. You need to update this for the NRWC tour, though, and some other pictures. And use your long-as-all-hell-but-brilliant review in it too. Yeah, I saw this link on the damnyouwentz infopage and clicked it, and was impressed when it let me through because the Pete/Mikey one didn't like me, then I realized you were the person who wrote the hella long review and I'd just read Crush (With Eyeliner) so I have to say now that you are God. So excuse my incoherence. I apologize. (Reply to this)

	howdy (Anonymous) 2006-12-21 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY that's an awesome post, rly xD I'm kinda obsessed with Ryan/Brendon and I have a fotolog: http://www.fotolog.com/gimmemalice if you like it, you can tell me ^^ well, liked the article XoXo <3 (Reply to this)

yes_to_slash 2006-12-25 10:50 pm UTC (link)

Sorry for randomly commenting on this - I can't even remember how I ended up here. Ah anyway. I think this is the best, well, biography of P!ATD I've ever, ever read. And I've read a lot of them. Someone should put up a link to this on wikipedia's article about the band. Really. Until anyone does that, may I put up a link in my journal? Spread the love, you know. Simply has to be done. Just... I absolutely adore this. Seriously, best summary of what makes the boys gay, ever. (: (Reply to this) (Thread)

	addictedkitten 2006-12-25 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	You can absolutely put up a link in your journal! :D Share the gay, and share it freely. (Reply to this) (Parent)

jadziadrgnrdr 2007-01-01 08:46 pm UTC (link)

(As if you don't have me harassing you enough) Is there any plans to expand this? It's so comprehensive but then other stuff has happened since it was made and Ryan's apparent reaction to what he dubbed "porfiction" in an article I -sadly - have yet to see. But that's such bullshit because that boy KNOWS it is called slash since he was a internet twink back in the day and a Backstreet fanboy even further back in the day. Also, all of a sudden Panic kinda hates their fanbase and their songs save for one and delight me with ever pissier interviews and experiments with facial hair. Also the 969 video *GUH*. "Not Anymoooore." and Ryden preciousness with little assholery. ... okay you get the picture. My Panic! obsession has shown no signs of weakening for the '07 See I didn't come empty handed. I brought gifts! Panic are just pieces of meat to be baught and sold. Ryan is a "golden god". Brendon isn't a virgin "anymooooore" Brendon and Jon are smelly.Brendon is a sociopath, and Ryan curses a lot. Yippy! Brendon and Jon discuss their homoacting. They deny their love a little but Ryan reaffirms it at the end. Brendon is smelly again. There's other stuff like the shimmy/ penis caress during "I Write Sins" that I love dearly and always am in the mood to watch. There's a pic of Ry/Bren holding hands... it's kinda oldish but their just like walking from a venue holding hands and it's so wonderful. It might have been the Easter Egg shirt days because I remember brightish colored tees. I've seen it a few times. It's kinda blurry. (Reply to this)

jadziadrgnrdr 2007-01-01 09:04 pm UTC (link)

Keep in mind the person doing the shimmying and caressing is Brendon and the penis belongs to Ryan. ... It never occured to me that some folks had not seen it since it runs on an endless loop in my brain. *digs vid out* It's entitled "I Write Crotch" *snerk* and the fact I remembered that all of a sudden saved me from looking through several hundred "I Write Sins" youtube vids. http://youtube.com/watch?v=BA-5X7-cgVs *le sigh* I do love how Brendon capers and prances on stage. Okay shutting up now. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	addictedkitten 2007-01-01 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Hahahaha yeah, I would say I've seen that - my girlfriend took it, and I was standing right next to her at the time! So yes. Ahahaha. Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - jadziadrgnrdr, 2007-01-02 03:01 am UTC

flimsy 2007-01-11 11:06 am UTC (link)

I'm awfully late with commenting, (and you're probably sick of getting comments like this) but I just kind of wanted to say that this entry is made of awesome and shiny and also turned me into a total Panic!slash fangirl. I never thought I'd ever start reading/writing bandslash, but Panic! (esp. Brendon and Ryan) are practically asking for it. I also read your fics (and left rambly comments, sorry) and considering I've been stalking your journal for the past days anyway you seem like an awesome person, I wanted to ask whether you'd mind terribly if I friend you. :D And to make this comment at least a little useful, here an image of Ryan where he's most apparently saying 'Why, yes, I'm gay!' (and is wearing sparkly eye shadow, too). (Reply to this) (Thread)

	addictedkitten 2007-01-11 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	Haha no, I post for comments like this! I wanted people to love them like I do, and it's worked, so yay. You can certainly go ahead and friend me, I don't mind. :) Oh, Ryan. He does sparkle, that darling little androgyne. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - flimsy, 2007-01-11 08:13 pm UTC

melzadreamer 2007-01-17 12:29 pm UTC (link)

ok so this just saved me like a month of poking around looking for god knows what on them..this is like months over due, but i was bored looking through stuff and came across it..believe it or not on Nov 1st 2006, i had no clue who or what panic! at the disco was, and it just so happened that my friend liked them and asked me if i liked them and i was like, who the hell is panic at the disco. (ignorance is bliss) and yes i do live under a rock, but thank god for nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks, because that was the first song i heard, and it was over, i was inlove..and now, while still in the mid high of enjoying their cd, i poke around and find this, and find stuff out about them, and i have to say, that even though, i was late on the up and up, this is my fav cd of all time too...so anyway..thank you for this, saved me time, and i got to more about them, and more behind what i was listening to, thanks.. and sorry if im babbling on, boring you. just wanted to let you know. love u for this.. (Reply to this)

	damnpetewentz 2007-01-29 02:42 am UTC (link)
	oh my goodness...you have a bunch of awesome shit that i've missed. You are seriously my favorite person right now. i cant express my love for your lj right now! i did write one sorta short ryden fic. and working on a ryan/pete one to be finished eventually (Reply to this)

	Must there be a subject? (Anonymous) 2007-02-11 11:02 am UTC (link)
	I don't know who you are, but you're my new hero! (Reply to this)

	pearl_o 2007-02-17 01:27 am UTC (link)
	Wow. Oh my GOD. *is blinded by the pretty gay boys* (Reply to this) (Thread)

	addictedkitten 2007-02-17 01:38 am UTC (link)
	Haha hey, I saw you'd friended me again. *waves* Trust me, they've actually gotten gayer since I posted this last August. It's...yeah. One of these days I'll make a part two to this primer... (Reply to this) (Parent)

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